The Avengers, donning their most risqué attire, strutted onto the battlefield. Iron Man sported a pair of skintight leather pants, Captain America wore a fetching thong, and Thor... well, Thor just looked like Thor, but with a slightly more prominent hammer.
As the dust settled, Axel Braun himself appeared on screen, rubbing his hands together in glee. "And that's a wrap, folks! I hope you enjoyed this outrageous parody of the Avengers vs. X-Men showdown. Stay tuned for more epic battles, ridiculous challenges, and perhaps a few gratuitous slow-motion sequences." Avengers.vs.X-men.XXX.An.Axel.Braun.Parody.XXX....
Meanwhile, the X-Men sauntered in, looking like they just stepped out of a sauna. Wolverine was oiling up his claws, Professor X was rocking a fetching pair of shades, and Storm... well, Storm just looked stormy. The Avengers, donning their most risqué attire, strutted
Thor, not to be outdone, decided to bust out some seriously NSFW (not-safe-for-work) dance moves, leaving Storm and Black Widow aghast. As the dust settled, Axel Braun himself appeared